Cats

Ya know those emails people send you with all the 'cute cats' with cute expressions or with them doing something cute? Ya know the ones that are supposed to suddenly brighten your day? Well I hate those. Seriously who likes these? They are totally set up. People add props to make them look like they're drinking or set them on a record player so they spin around and around. Obviously they're stupid enough animals to let humans do this to them.

Whenever I see an email about cats... DELETE.

Well it turns out some people, even highly intelligent people, actually like these. Some people will ooo and awwwwe about them. Some people will stay up all night looking at videos of cats doing 'cute things' on youtube as they laugh and giggle at how freaking cute the cats are.

This is happening to me right now. There are people here doing this. I sat quietly for a bit... but then couldn't resist telling them the joke my dad told me once. It was along the lines of dropping a cat off the roof and being happy about it. Ya, so they didn't think it was so funny. I mean I was little too nervous to actually look at their faces when I said the punchline, but I was smiling inside. I was full of my cat hate pride. I will never understand these people, nor do I ever want to.

Hope you're having a great day! If not maybe these pictures can brighten your day!







Yes, the cats really are gangsters, hugged each other, watched tv and drank beer, and sat in cups. That's just what cats do... duh.